It is normal to follow 500 of your closest randoms from the past. Why are you so fucking weird.
I’m going to do an experiment. I love to experiment. Oh, STOP. I am going to get a dumb
Dear internet I am a millenial, I think. My name is Julie, and I was born in 1985. According to
I’m so tired of bullshit pseudo-food. I’m tired of how women were sold this idea that ‘low fat’ is best.
Women need to eat fat. Is that a good SEO sentence? Can I do better? Fuck snackwell’s. That seems rude….I
By the way, what the hell is credit? I didn’t question the validity of a ‘FICO score’ until I was
Dear genderless entities of the millenial generation, Burn your credit card. Wait. I just remembered, I lost my debit card
Dear knees, I thank you for your service. It’s been a rough 15 years, I know. Ever since the
The truth is…I’m a millenial. I think. It’s unclear. I was born in 1985, so I’ll be 32 so soon.