My dad liked to save crap. So, I have a crappy newspaper from 1958. There is an actual HEADLINE titled ‘Molested’ and it’s about a girl who got..molested.And it includes her picture…WHAT THE HELL.
Another headline is all about Bing Crosby’s son getting hitched to a woman that Bing Crosby also dated….YEP….
There’s also a page devoted to Social Security Lottery. Is it your lucky day?! Maybe your social security number was entered into the lottery and uhhh…now you won!
Imagine that contest today, in the era of our personal information being sold everywhere at all times. I’ve been told my whole life to not disclose my social security number all willy nilly. (Is that the expression? I’m pretending it is 1958 and I don’t have google..’
So, upon reading this paper, I realized…
People were probably not super duper classy in 1958.
,If you dont believe me, here are the photos.
These days, it would be more like, ‘I didn’t tell dad I married, because he isn’t on Snapchat.’
Is your social security number gonna win ya a bucket of cash?!